(F)Ugliest Shoe Award

It's that time of year again, folks. Time to make your nominations for
(F)Ugliest Shoe on Earth!

My money is on this one:

Charlie Perrin...

Noted that they marked them down 74% to get them to move.

Lauri...

Heh, I sent my friend a link to this shoe when we were shoe-shopping
online with each other. She sent me this in return:

It looks like wallpaper to me. But this one takes the cake:

The scary thing is that people are actually buying these!

dancer141...

ha! I very much agree. Here's another that's pretty bad:

i never thought that rainbow could look so scary. Like the abominabal
snowman dyed pink!

cofarb...

KarenCannoli...

The sad this is...there are probably uglier ones out there.
(Not that I want to see!)
CareWren

Debbie the Dogged...

This one should be in the running:

KarenCannoli...

You win Debbie, who would wear these? A demented
gladiator?

EMiriamD...

Russell Crowe on acid.

CareWren (knowing there is more to come)

Debbie the Dogged...

Oh, definitely - there's always an uglier one :-).

cofarb...

I concur. I bow to Debbie's superior ability to find the (F)Ugliest
footwear.

Debbie the Dogged...

Heh. I think the ones you posted were pretty darned hideous. So, I
propose categories:

Cofarb's wins for ugliest sandals.
Mine wins for ugliest boots.

Who wants to post entries for ugliest flats/heels/athletic shoes?

cofarb

Leigh Melton...

Oh drat, they only come in plain yellow. I needed them in orange with
black stripes. DARN. Guess I'll have to pass.

Who wears these shoes? I mean, other than for dinosaur costumes? :D

jrogow...

Be that one Woman in a million" . . . who wants to look like a jaundiced
Klingon.

Debbie the Dogged...

LOL! Maybe I'll keep an eye on them, and buy a pair for costuming
purposes if they ever drop to around, say, $19.95.

Linda DuBois...

Kinda looks like a Tarantula ewww

ahmward...

They'd look great with that Hawaiian outfit you wear in January.

This is your kitty... This is your kitty on acid! OTOH, unlike my nominee,
the kitty-on-acid boots might be practical. They would keep your feet warm,
and make it easier to find your body in a blizzard. I'm afraid I have to
stick with my original "Clan of the Cave Bear Hooker" shoes.

cofarb...

Sorry, but that's not even *close* to winning the (F)Ugly contest. If you
can walk in that one, why not?

ahmward...

They'd be great with a neon tie dyed shirt for a Halloween costume.

JennP...

Gawd! Those look like a Boobah! (children's tv character on PBS)

Lauri in WA

Jamie...

Hadn't this one been nominated before? Nevertheless, I definitely agree.

JennP...

Wait a minute, wasn't that your nomination for last year? Either way, it's
so fugly that it deserves the award two years in a row!

ishtar6...

Cinderlla meets the Bayou Monster! Ugh!