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i love statistics..:)



6 Feb 2006 16:15:58 +0100 alt.fiftyplus
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david...
stan's post on 2040 got me to thinking about statistics... one of my
favorites was a forecast made in 2000....

it seems the number of Elvis impersonators, as a percentage of population,
is growing so rapidly, that by the year 2019, one third of the world
population will be elvis impersonators.... so, by the time stan drives up

Stan...
david, shh...don't reveal this to anyone! I was born in 1935. Did my Army
tour in Germany in "56. Decided to give it all up and hide in the Mountains.
I was spotted at a gas station in Michigan. "I'm proud to say she's my
Butterkup...I'm in love...hey ay"

Not Stan('you were always on my mind'....shhh)

david...
pssst!!!! (in stage whisper...) hey, stan, i knew that. i've been
following you and BK --- dalin and i figured this out a few months ago...
i think it was when prince charles was coming over and you were
anticipating a visit.... charles was an elvis fan and it all just
clicked then.... :) and that photo on the blog seals it... i think BK
must have posted it in a rush of guilt at hiding this so many years....
been to vegas lately???

in his 2005 caravan to pick you up, you, he, and all the bus passengers
will be decked out as elvis... hmmm... maybe that alzheimer forecast was
right on.... LOL
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