wimmen just don't unnerstan...

Dalin: David! aren't you embarrassed to go outside like that? You look
horrible.

david: (preparing to mow the lawn, wearing his weekly lawn mowing uniform
of old cut-off jeans with holes in them and a few stains, old cut-off
'University of Maine' sweatshirt with paint and other stains, sneakers with
multiple paint and deck stain smears, ball cap saying "road kill cafe - you
kill 'em, we grill 'em", his 90's aviator sun glasses, and ear protectors)
turns to Dalin and says "Huh? is my fly unzipped?"

david thinks it's 'cause dalin has the 'squeezies' for him... the neighbor
to the right always wears baggy pants and a long oversize t-shirt, and the
neighbor to the left is a large fellow who always wears shorts and goes
topless when he mows... david allus thought he looked purty gud with his
'almost white' sneakers, college sweatshirt, racy glasses, kewl ball cap,
and shorts that clearly have been around awhile... :-))

wimmen just don't unnerstan...

Jean B....

Well, I am an F, and I agree with you. Why wear something
good to mow the lawn? It doesn't sound like the neighbors,
well, the men, anyway, will look askance at you.

**Dalin**...

You haven't seen him. Next time he mows I will see if he will
let me take a picture. Bet he won't!

Norma...

Don't ask. :)
Norma

Jean B....

Okay. Do it! I am pretty practical, so I doubt it'd bother
me--but you never know! :-)

mmj1...

Having spent years paying between $90-115 a month for my postage stamp yard
this time I'm going to side with you. I'm assuming you still smell as fresh
as a daisy, of course. :-)

david...

uh, you were doing great until you added "...as fresh as a daisy, of
course."

Norma...

Whatta ya tryin' ta do? Upgrade the neighborhood? Next thang ya know
the taxes'll go up.
Norma - who can't stand show-offs

Goromoff...

I think it's a design fault David.