Who forgot?????

to put a message on the refrigerator?
Where are Dalin and David? Did I miss a message?
sue

Miss Scrogginbottom...

LETTER OF REPRIMAND:
from
Office of the Principal

My Dear Miss Sue:

We have had several discussions on your running with scissors (I won't
recount the damage you inflicted on poor stanley roogur in the sandbox)
and on your not sharing your toys (remember that time you wouldn't let
little stanley play with your toy M1 rifle? for shame...) Well, now
you're not paying attention, young lady. Why, if this pattern continues,
you'll grow up to be a no-account person - chasing men, drinking
margueritas, listening to country music, and you'll end up somewhere
living in the mountains with some no-account guy who likes poetry. Now,
does that sound like a life any woman would want? I should say not!

You are instructed to take this letter home so your momma signs it and
gives you the proper instruction for a young lady. And don't let this
happen again, young lady, or you'll have to repeat third grade again for
the fourth time. Harrumph!

Sincerely,

Miss Scrogginbottom
Principal

Sue...

Dear Miss Scrogginbottom,
I just want you to know that the third grade has been the happiest three
years of Little Sue's life.
I just don't know what to do about that roogur boy. He just won't leave my
youngin' alone. You really should be talkin' to his mom and not to me.

Sinsearly,
Little Sue's , drinkin' marguaritas', chasin' men, no account mom.