housework strategy for guys...

ok, it's dog eat dog out there... wimmen want to domesticate us totally,
making us all sopranos... we gotta' retaliate... and david has a strategy
that seems to be working, at least in prototype...

Dalin: sweetie dumpling, would you please repaint the kitchen, take out the
garbage, clean the garage, change the filter in the air conditioner, wash
the car, change the oil, paint the garage, fix the hose, and rearrange the
furniture, pretty please???

david: why, sure, honey bunch, I'll just turn on my favorite country music
radio station to listen to while I do all those chores for my honey
bunch...:)

D: uh, well, I thought about it... uh, never mind...

d: well, gee, sweetie poo, I wuz all ready to do allathem chores jest fur

Sue...

Number 1.
By soprano's did you mean Tony and family?

david...

yeah... right... :)

Number 2.
Why do I find it hard to believe that our very own Dalin would ask you to do
all that stuff....all in one breath?

david...

ok, I confess. She took a breath, but it all *DID* come out within one
hour... :)

Number 3.
Somehow....I can't see you doing anything to country music.

david...

I like to listen to country music while I'm painting or doing other
detailed, but not complex, chores... Honest... :) otherwise, I never
turn the radio on... what's funny (to me) is that if I go a year without
listening, I still hear the same songs... to me, that's funny...

Number 4.
Were you really ready to do all those? Yeah, right!

david...

Warning! don't violate the code of husbands. you're getting near the
line... :)

Stan. (LOL)

Sue...

Ha! You don't scare me!!
sue

yoo...

Jean B....

Ooooo, yer jist to smat.

david...

it's part of a course I'm developing... "Male Survival, 101 - the basics"

Jean B....

Do I get to see the course, or does one have to prove one is
male and swear to secrecy to get it?

david...

oh, definitely.... if a woman ever found out what men are trying to do to
survive with wimmenfolk, they'd change their strategy..... :)

Jean B....

Maybe we need a course too....

mmj1...

Wouldn't work with me because I love country music along with a lot of other
kinds. Now if you were going to listen to rap all day that probably would
work with me.

mj

david...

a man in your life would quickly discern this anti-preference... LOL