4 stages in the Life of Butterkup

August 1941: 5 year-old BK is taken to the playground by her Mum.

BK: "Oh Wow! Look at the swings! Look at the slide! Look at the monkey bars!
I want to stay here all day!"

August 1954: 18 year-old BK arrives for her first day at college.

BK: "Oh Wow! Look at all the boys! I want to stay here forever!"

August 1975: A happily married mother of two BK arrives at the new Town
Shopping Mall with a new credit card in hand.

BK: "Oh Wow! I'm to Penney's. I"m going to Dillard's! I'm going to Macy's!
I'm going to Old Navy! I want to stay here all day!"

August 2006: BK and Stan have driven from their "dry" county for two hours
and have arrived in the next county where they enter the "Hilltop Giant
Package Store"

BK: "Oh Wow! I want a bottle of scotch! I want a bottle of Tequila! I want a
bottle of rum! I want a bottle of vodka! I want to stay here all day!"

Stan(true story) ):

Sue...

Actually....this is a true story. I had never seen a booze warehouse. I
was like a kid in a candy store. At the check out, there was a huge basket
with all those little teeny tiny bottles filled right to the top. I wanted
it! I also wanted the jello shots! What a place.
(I really need to get out more.)
sue

mmj1...

Sounds like a great store to me!!

Sue...

You have no idea, mj. No idea!
sue

**Dalin**...

LOL! Did you know the county was dry when you bought your house?
Lessee, four hours on the road, gas at $3 a gallon ... have you ever
considered setting up your own still?

Dalin