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Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:38:53 -0600 alt.fiftyplus
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Goromoff...
From Goromoff's Bumper Book of Household Tips.

Chapter 29 In the Kitchen.

To recap the basic information regarding kitchen implements, please turn to
page 22 and look carefully at the illustration of kitchen knives.

Read the basic notes at the bottom of the page, which decribe these
instruments.

In conjunction with that lesson, you should have on the bench before you, a
standard chef's chopping knife. Any other knife will do for this lesson. Do
not touch it!

Observe only!

You will see that the knife has two parts. The first part is rounded and
broad, shaped to fit the hand. This is called the 'handle'.

The second part is flat and is usually sharp, very sharp, and is called the
'blade'. It is kept sharp for a purpose. It is for cutting food.

Please note that there is a clear and distinct division between handle and
knife. This is to allow the user to know which end to hold, and which end
not to hold.

It is strongly reccommended that the student learn and thoroughly memorise
this division before use. The handle stops, the blade starts. The handle
is safe, the blade is not. A simple mantra might be "handle good, blade

Chakolate...
Um, "Ouch!"?

bad".

This arrangement does not change in use. The student must always ensure
that the hand knows where the dividing line is.

Norma...
Thanks for the forewarning. It came in handy as I prepared veggies for
the chicken soup.
Norma


Joy...
How many stitches did you need?

Goromoff...
t'was but an Elastoplast sized 'ouch' this time, Joy. Previously, I have
stuck in the point as far as the bone on finger end, sliced into the typing-
finger tip. That was the left hand. This time it was the right hand, but
again, the typing finger!!!!!

Joy...
Um, maybe you should print out all your tool tips and reread them before
entering the kitchen. ;-)

Joy (who really understands about carelessness, having committed it many
times myself)
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