Lost (Good One)

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have
ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I
see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the
beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have
to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our
$5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we
pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa
and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oy, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"

Jean B....

Hehe!!!! That IS a good one!

Joy...

LOL! Yup.