Touch of humor

This is an oldie but still good for a smile.

Michael Fanner...

Hi Al. ;-)

Albert Gerber...

Hi Mick

Li'l Al

Alan Sleight...

Hi Li'l Al
how you doing buddy, long time no see on the group. I still
remember the wonderful time we had in Las Vegas at the AFPF's meet.
It sure feels like a long time ago, there is a picture of us on the
contact page of my website. It is the night the Silverfox won $2500 on
the slots
and she hired the limo to take us round the town. Happy days :-)
Take care now

regards Big Al

Sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked but then I just drink
some Windex.
It keeps me from streaking.

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills
to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in
the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down
the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the
other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The
bad news was the ferocious bear was charging at him from a distance, and he
couldn't move.

"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today
to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish:
Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please,
Lord!"

That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped it
paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet:

"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive . . ."

Norma...

Guffaw! And it's a real treat to see you back with us again!
Norma

Albert Gerber...

I'm happy to hear that you think of it as a treat and not a treatment.
From your other posts it sounds like all is going well with you.

mmj1...

And a smile it gave me. But, it caused a bigger smile to see your name on a
post. Hope things are going along well for you at this time.

Joy...

LOL! I love it!

Sue...

Now...that is bad! LOL
sue

Albert Gerber...

Sue, are you trying to intimate that I have poor taste in humor?? ;-) How
about this one then.

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young
girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how
old he is.
"I'm 90 years old," he says.

"90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?"

"Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"

Li'l Al

Sue...

Now....that is funny! LOL
sue