Please Send Immediately

Rain, Snow, Ice, Freezing drizzle, sleet, cold water, ice cubes,
anything to cool me down. The main airport here is showing 97 and Kelly
Field (about 15 or 20 miles south shows 100 degrees. I am burning up! I
had to go to the store this afternoon and I thought I being roasted. I
griped about the the cool and cold weather we had but anything between
the 60s and mid 70s is fine. So, please help, send all that nice cold
stuff down here, it will take quite a bit to cool us down. Thank you and
y'll have a nice day after Easter.

Jean B....

Welp, we needed our coolness today for the Marathon runners.
They really have a hard time when it's hot out. Maybe
tomorrow, if you still need it! I could also possibly send a
few rain showers....

**Dalin**...

Don't you have central air conditioning Arch? It's 54 degrees here
and I'll stand in the yard and blow as hard as I can in a
southwesterly direction. Of course, it may take a few days to reach
you. But I'm doing my best!

Arch (TX)...

Yes, it is fine in the house but I had to be outside to go grocery
shopping and then carry all that stuff inside. This old, worn out body
of mine is just not used to extremes in cold nor heat.

**Dalin**...

It may get warm in the house too. I heard this morning there maybe
rolling blackouts up to two hours as the demand for electricity is
exceeding the supply. :-(

NOspam...

We have no more snow, Arch---- or I'd happily send you some :o)

Joy...

LOL! Not that I've ever heard, but it's an idea. ;-)

Joy...

Why don't you come out to Simi sometime?

It's lovely here today. We had a few nice days, then chilly, rainy and/or
cloudy weather, but today is perfect.

Annie...

Hey Arch
Our rain has stopped in San Francisco & today we have sun...so maybe the
rain could take a south-eaterly turn to you...

Maxx...

Hey Arch!

I think you're one guy who can back me up on this. People don't
understand when I tell them that my AC is set to 80 degrees. They ask
how I can stand it. I try to explain that when You're outside in 95 to
105 degrees with 95% humidity, and then go into an 80 degree house, you
actually get a chill to the bone. Then going outside again is like
sticking your head into a pizza oven. I think you know the feeling.

Maxx...

Sorry Arch;

Got nothing to offer to you from SW Houston.

You have an air conditioner, I hope?