New Year's Resolution

At the beginning of a new year, it is traditional
that we make resolutions. Resolutions are promises
concerning things that we will try to accomplish
in the year to come. Usually, they have to do with
losing weight, trying to stop smoking, working harder
at work or something such as that. I'd like to share
what I believe are resolutions that will help to
insure that we will all have a happy and prosperous
New Year.

LIE, CHEAT, DRINK, SWEAR and STEAL
more than you did last year.

LIE back and relax just a little more this new
year. Let a little more life happen to you without
so much worry.

CHEAT failure. Don't be afraid to try something
new because you think you may fail. It is through
failure that we learn the most valuable lessons.

DRINK from the fountain of knowledge. Many people
around you have already been down roads you are
about to travel. Learn from mistakes they have made.
Take what they have learned and use it.

SWEAR to do your best, all the time, in every situation.
That is all anybody will ever ask.

STEAL a little time for yourself. Everyday take
a little more time to develop a stronger relationship
with- the one and only...YOU.

So, I resolved to pray that you lie, cheat, drink,
swear and steal just a little more in the next year,
you will have a profitable and enjoyable year ahead!
God bless you all!!!

Yoj...

Oops! Sorry about the blank response. I like this. Thank you.

Sue...

well! I am stealing that one!
sue