Open Letter to the Fair Wendy

Dear Wendy,

We of this NG do hereby request that you direct your spouse to return to
his quiet and stable practice of taking wonderful photos of items that can
be recognized. Our fear is that if he continues to sit in the closet,
taking closeup shots, we'll soon see closeup photos of his toenails,
bellybutton, nose hair, ear fungus, sock mold, and undershorts... so...

Mick Fanner...

Hmmm! I was wondering what to do next.

please, please remove the portion of the lens that you paid for (that's the
part that gives the better photos....) and push him out into the street...
before we all go crackers... :)

Wendy Fanner...

But, but, but David I cannot take back a present that I have given
that would be very, very unfair, and Mick would be very upset
if he didn't have his lens to play with, and you wouldn't want
that at Xmas, would you?
Anyway not my fault, you have to blame Arch and his photos, they
got Mick wanting the lens in the first place. (lol) Sorry
Arch.
So I'm sorry you'll just have to join me and go crackers, it's
actually not that bad.(lol)

Goromoff...

all together now -

"here we are in jolly good companeeee!"

Wendy

**Lin**...

I think it's fun guessing, and we can also see how Mick is doing on
practicing his micro lens. :-)

Not me

Knut Willy...

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"nose hair, ear fungus" reminds me of that OLD man who had bought a new
camera. But all the pictures he took showed some blurred, skin colored
thing. He could not decide what it was. So he went to the dealer where he
had bought it and complained.
Dealer said, tell me how do you hold your camera when taking pictures.
Like this of course, said the customer, and held it the opposite way. Hmmm,
so that's why you keep getting those pictures of your own ear, said Mr.
Dealer.

Chakolate...

Don't say that!!! Next thing you know we'll be treated to an extreme
closeup of the top of a saltine. :-p

mmj1...

Let me sign my name to your petition. :-) Speaking of crackers, wish I had

Mick Fanner...

There, and i thought you were my friend. :-(

some to pull this Christmas. Hadn't thought about them until just now.

Mick Fanner...

Indeed, I too am looking forward to pulling a cracker during the coming
festive season. ;-)

**Lin**...

Leave my David alone!!!!