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NOT for Val Adams to read



Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:07:16 +0100 alt.fiftyplus
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Knut Willy...
I'm afraid of being accused of cannibalism if Val reads this post.
Therefore please ignore it, Val.

Reason is that dear wife is preparing a dinner of FÅRIKÅL for Sunday
(could it be something like SAUERKRAUT in German language?). Only person I
know who might do a correct translation of this word FÅRIKÅL, might be
Kelly.
Well, this meal consists of SHEEPEZ meat boiled together with cabbage and
pepper. Daughters & grandchildren are invited. All are looking forward to
it.

Anyhow, we all like it. But when eating this meal, I always think of Val.
And how she would react to us looking these beautiful sheepez into their
eyes, before we close our strong jaws around their flesh! I do not think
Val would applaud. Would she? Many times I thought it would be best to
blindfold our eyes before starting the feast. To escape the sheepeeze's
innocent eyes, pleading us to stop the barbaric meal.

Do we stop?? NO - ha ha ha. We slurp and eat like a good cannibal should.

Val Adams...
Iss hokay..vit cabbage & onyun, eberyting tasdink gudt, eben Ant
Shearly.... ve iss lykink 'Long Pig', ve owen zelfss....

Knut Willy...
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OK, so then you forgive us for our cannibalistic tendencies then?

Val Adams...
uff korze..yu forgiff ve, ve forgiff yu..iss frenz, gno?


Diane...
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Stan...
Knut, did you hear about the cannibal walking in the jungle and passed
his uncle?

Stan :)

Knut Willy...


Diane...
SPLUTTER! Stanley.....go and stand in the corner!
Di....:)
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No. Have you? :-)

Ha ha ha... :-(
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