Hey folks

you might want to check out that little gizmo that you use to open your
garage door.

In the interest of good neighbourly relations, of course!

Chakolate...

'When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had
it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country."'

Sure he did.

I'd bet the farm this is a hoax.

Lou...

Sounds completely phony but funny.

Goromoff...

hey Lou - are you saying I shouldn't believe everything I read in the
newspapers? What next, politicians telling lies? Heaven forbid!

verity...

Poor man, actually that's funny but not for him I expect, hope his wife
has a gizmo too ;)

Chakolate...

With an 'off' switch.