Could You Follow these Instructions

I don't like to stay up so late so I record Jay Leno and watch it during the
day. I particularly like his Monday Night segment called Headlines. They
aren't all headlines but a variety of strange things people find in print
and send him. This direction from a prescription bottle on last night was
particularly hilarious:

"Chew and swallow one suppository rectally twice daily for 10 days."

david...

teeth are where you find them...

mmj1...

That's one of my favorite segments Jay does. I should start taping it. I am
sometimes awake for the opening and then the next thing I see is some old
movie or infomercial.

Joy...

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That's what makes horse races. ;-) I seldom watch late night TV, but when

Joy...

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Right. This would be such a boring world if we all had the same tastes.

I do it's always Leno, because I can't stand the "other" guy. ;-)