our romantic dinner while camping...

.... a midafternoon discussion.... (YES, this happened...)

Dalin: oh, david, my darling sweetheart, how thoughtful of you to prepare
a romantic dinner at the campsite after nightfall... candles, wine, fancy
burgers on the grill, nice fire roaring into the night of stars... Oh, I
can hardly wait... (gushing, sighing, batting eyelashes and giving david
some really neat looks...)

david: oh, yes, my sweet petunia, it will be a marvelous night tonight...
stars, fire, wonderful dinner, delightful wine, just the two of us in the
magnificent darkness of the campground ...

.......... hours pass... night falls.....

D: uh, sweetheart, I don't see the fireplace lit yet. i do hope it will
be soon... gush, grin... :)

d: uh, well, sweetiepoo, I, uh, am having some trouble... the, uh,
firewood isn't lighting... maybe it's too wet... but I'll add some
charcoal lighter to give it a quick star.....

mmj1...

LOL Just keep at it you and Dalin will get it all down pat before much
longer. If you are like me you did have another bottle of wine but then
again with it being so dark you probably couldn't find it. But you did end
up with a cozy love nest after all. Wouldn't you like to know if Shadow is
thinking my family has gone nuts lately but they still love me so that's all
that matters.