Gorilla in the tree

I just feel great today and want to share some funnies
with you all. C'mon, haf som laffs with me......

david...

hi, jake,
you're in great humorous form today.. :) thanks for the smiles...

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a
tree.
He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with
a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the
tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground.
The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area,
and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect
himself, you slap on the handcuffs."

"Got it", the homeowner replied. "But what's the shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla", the man said,
"shoot the Chihuahua."

Lou...

Where did you get these??

Thank You very much!!! Great way to start a day.