Hey, Arch

Just wanted you to know that Forest Gump is on TNT Saturday night.
I don't know if you can get that station, but that was one of the movies
you said you would like to see.
It's a winner.
sue

Jakes...

Hi Sue,

Forrest Gump! One of the best movies I saw. Got it on VCR tape and
will watch it with you.....

Enjoy this one:

Forrest Gump goes to heaven

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump died and went to Heaven.
He stood at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you.
We have heard a lot about you. But, I must inform you that the
place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an
entrance examination for everyone.
The test is short and you have to pass it before you can get into
heaven.

The questions are:

1. What days of the week begin with the letter "T"?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name?"

Forrest said, "Well, the first one-how many days in the week
begin
with the letter "T"?
That one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow."
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that's
not
what I was thinking; but, I'll give you credit for that answer"
"How about the second one?" asked St. Peter... "How many seconds
in
year?"
"Now that one's harder," replied Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk
and
I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in
Heaven's
name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
"Shucks, there's gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd,...."
"Hold it," interrupted St Peter. "I see where you're going with
this,
and I'll have to give you credit for that one, too.
Let's go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me
God's
first name?"
"Sure" Forrest replied, "its Andy."
"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter.
"OK, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my
first
two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with
the name
of Andy as the first name of God?"
"That was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied.
ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS
OWN."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said:
"Run, Forrest, run to Andy!"