Have A Happy Halloween

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking

on the door.

9. You have to have another kid

chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy

only.

7. When someone drops a candy

bar in your bag, you lose your

balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"

and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick

or ." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have

a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a

costume that won't dislodge your

hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in

the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors

should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN
anyway.

Arch (TX)...

I don't worry about them, I just sit on the porch with the light on.
Both little kids and big ones run and scream when they see me. After
seeing myself in the mirror....I would run screaming too! LOL