Hilton's Male Demands

Hilton's Male Demands

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton upset female fans at the Brit Awards last week by
instructing her minders to only allow male admirers to approach her.

Agent Smith...

Put my name on that list.

Jimmy...

Are you an STD collector?

Agent Smith...

That's why God invented condoms.

Vincent Vega...

I didn't know you could get lead-lined condoms.

Jimmy...

Or condoms for your lips and tongue.

Agent Smith...

Is she Supergirl?

Disappointed ladies were waved away with the explanation, "Paris doesn't do
girls."

Scotius...

Well, if she ever does, it'll probably end up on the net.

Paul Raposo...

Isn't there an amateur video of her "doing" a girl?