K-Fed text messages Lindsay Lohan to "hang out." Lindsay's response: "Why would I hang out with you?"

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another,
"She thought it was hilarious." Federline fired back, calling her a
"firecrotch." Says the source, "She couldn't believe he was so
pathetic. She doesn't want him using her to make Britney jealous."

SyVyN11...

We give Lindsay all sorts of grief, but you gotta hand it to her this time,
she hit it out of the park.

archer1267...

Yeah, but in order to text her, he had to have her number in the first
place, right? So....why'd she even give it to him to start with?

SyVyN11...

Coulda been a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend and the number got
passed around.
I seriously doubt the two traded cell numbers

Doomella...

What did she say that was so earth-shatteringly clever?
In what universe is Lindsay Lohan out of anybody's league? I think the
girl would be lucky to have him.

Doomella...

What's wrong with that prematurely saggy and pasty freckled halitotic
reindeer-breathed protoplasmic equivalent of an icy shower (with some
nails on a chalkboard thrown in as a bonus soundrack)? She should be
counting her lucky stars and saving the hubris for her comeback role as
Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard" in 2040.

projectilevomitchick...

LOL!!! I say closer to 2020...

AlicesDad...

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this PHONY doomzie is
annoying me ..........................

Scotius...

That's hilarious. You've GOT to be a loser if Lindsay Lohan
turns you down. She'd bang just about anyone from what I've read.

S. Fu...

The sad thing is that I quietly bilged "Freaky Friday" from the video
shelf because I didn't want my daughters identifying with Lohan, she's
become such a publically dysfunctional mess. It had been one of our
favorites to watch together--they loved the whole "girlz rock" sub-plot
with the band and Daddy got to watch Jamie Lee Curtis doing her
middle-age hottie vamp.

Anyway, he's pretty lame if the best he could think to call her is
firecrotch.

Duke...

That's what I was thinking too. Mister UnOriginal.