Why was Sandra Bullock escorted to the Oscars by Keanu Reeves

and not her studly spouse, Jesse James?

slas...

Sandra is banging Keanu now, that's why.

Val...

To jog memories of their last screen pairing (Speed), to pump anticipation
for their upcoming screen pairing:

The Lake House
Release Date: June 16, 2006

Alan Moorman...

She was paired with Keanu for the presentation, not dating him,
right?

Kris Baker...

Because 42 showers couldn't clean the dirty sweat out of
his pores? (I'm serious - that guy looks born filthy.)

Actually, it's because going to the Oscars is a JOB, not
fun.

Messalina...

He was there. All three of them attended the Vanity Fair party
together.

foaatfm...

All 3 went to George Clooney's party too...