Aniston 'sickened' by baby news (alt.jealousy)

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Aniston 'sickened' by baby news

Thursday Jun 1 10:00 AEST

Jennifer Aniston felt "nauseous" when she got a phone call telling her
Brangelina's baby had been born.

But Aniston later told friends she was relieved that the "sick triangle" was
finally over and she could move on with her life.

eggs...

I thought 'the sick triangle' ended back in October last year when her
divorce came through while she was already shacked up with Vince Vaughn?

Puzzla...

And while her husband was impregnating another woman.

eggs...

I know! When your divorce is final AND you're living with another guy
AND your ex is living with another woman AND that woman is pregnant to
your ex - IT'S OVER RIGHT THERE.

Puzzla...

I counted back and the divorce was final in October, but Ang had to have
gotten pregnant in September. I think people living in a trailer park would
mount a petition to keep this foursome out. So trashy.

mc...

But isn't it now a sick square?

ANIM8Rfsk...

Baby makes it a pentagon.

CliffB...

You've got to throw in VV, who was a witness (and an enabler?) to the

Kris Baker...

Sick parallelogram. That's a shape no one respects ;)

Jolie-Pitt flirtation on the M&M Smith film set that put this all in
motion. Of Course Aniston had no choice but to fall into his arms on
the rebound when it came time for them to co-star together.

Ian J. Ball...

So, you're saying VV engineered this whole thing to get his hands on
Jennifer Aniston?...

The man's a Machivelian genius!!!1! ;)

Rhee...

Somehow I can't give him that much credit.
More like dumb luck.

Her ex-Brad Pitt was in the operating room as new love Angelina Jolie gave
birth to baby daughter Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie.