Lindsay's latest hookup ?

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Lindsay's latest hookup

SyVyN11...

Guess Lindsay's new nickname is going to be 'doorknob', because everyone
gets a turn.

svetlana...

But I thought you couldn't get an STD from a doorknob?

Samuel Sands...

Possibly may depend on where you put the doorknob. But, Lord knows, I'm
no expert or anything. I don't even walk funny....

Sam (Know, doorknockers, OTOH....) Sands

Lindsay Lohan is at it again. The 19-year-old starlet has been romantically
linked to everyone from Bruce Willis to Ryan Adams to Leonardo DiCaprio to
some dude from Maroon 5 to Jared Leto to Sean Lennon. And now, it's Benicio
Del Toro's turn in the hot seat. Apparently, Lohan and the 38-year-old Oscar
winner met at a party and were spotted "canoodling," according to In Touch
Weekly.

Scotius...

Is that anything like Kayaking? I wouldn't mind paddling up
her stream...

archer1267...

Didn't she say something about wanting Scarlett Johanssen's career?
Guess she's trying to get there by bumpin' uglies with some of
Scarlett's discards (Leto and Del Toro, for starters).

Stinky...

Apparently having class and self-respect is not something Lindsay
thinks she will need to become a star.