The Sun, biZarre online - Jacko's cash cows (Skeevy wacko pic)

Just look at those hands and that leering face. There must be a boy
present in the room. You can even see red-eye through his glasses.

MICHAEL JACKSON reckons he once got all his spending money from leasing
cows on his Neverland ranch.

The wacky claim is made in court documents ahead of a trial which will
scrutinise the singer’s financial dealings.

"In one video, he is asked by Mr Schaffel’s lawyer, Howard King: "So all
your cash, whenever you need cash to shop or whatever, comes from the
cows?"

To which Jackson replies: "Yes, believe it or not."

FragileWarrior...

BWAAHAHAAAA!!!

[Translation for the f'loons: Liar, liar, your doo doo pants are on
fire.]

Ned Snedhead - Logistics Manager - Floonville USA...

"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the
whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to
have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths
and out came talk. Talk! TALK! "

Mr King retorts: "I don’t but that’s OK. I don’t have to."

But the singer insists: "I’m telling you."

Mr King’s pre-trial brief accuses the singer of "profligate spending" and
claims he "incurred expenses without regard to any rational limits or
accountability, as though funds were endless"."