Madonna bows out of movie 'career'

Madonna has decided to give up on her aspirations to continue acting
after overwhelming criticism of her efforts in the field.

Marlene Blanshay...

gave up... on WHAT????

Dr. Sooz...

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Good question. What movie career? The one in her HEAD

Dr. Sooz...

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Oh, I see. It's the *critics'* fault she's a lousy actress.

Guy Bannis...

Not to dash everyone's hopes but how exactly does one "quit" acting?

I'm sure if a good enough role, or profitable enough one, comes along,
she'll snatch it up.

Solitary Sunshine...

For the past 5 years or so she's been declaring she doesn't read
newspapers/crtics nor watch TV. So how can she know she's being so
slammed? She's such a liar. We all know she reads EVERYTHING about
herself.

Dr. Sooz...

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Over and over and over again. Or maybe she's telling the truth -- SHE
doesn't read it. She has others read it to her. Over and over.

more cowbell...

I'm sure that SAG members are crying their eyes out at the prospect of
losing such a talented colleague.

MagsTheAxe...

Take a Laugh Point, more cowbell, for giving me the best laugh I think
I've had all week!

jjj_soper...

Yes, but I hear Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster, and the rest are more
relaxed now that she is no longer raising the bar.

f_parella...

Too bad can't she can't own up to the *reason* for the criticisms of
her acting.

Agent Smith...

Woo hoo! Partay.

Polonius_the_Wise...

Madonna is a genius at self-promotion. Her talent ranks lower than
zilch, however, and not even her recent "cameltoe" can inspire
exictement.