'Desperate Housewives' Panties Pinched

'Desperate Housewives' Panties Pinched

The cast of "Desperate Housewives" have had their knickers locked up after a
thief stole star Eva Longoria's underwear and tried to sell it.

Security scared off a man attempting to steal the frilly items outside the
show's studios in Los Angeles. Lingerie belonging to Nicolette Sheridan and
Teri Hatcher is also suspected to have gone missing.

An insider says, "Nobody knows if the guy is just a weirdo or a hustler
trying to make a few bucks on eBay, but security got to him and chased him
away.

"The actresses are furious at the thought of their most intimate clothing
being auctioned off to the public."

Agent Smith...

I bid ten cents!

Richie...

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going into your savings again?

smitty already has enough panties

svetlana...

Of course, until they made a huge deal out of it, nobody would have
believed that it was their *panties* on the auction block. Gee, do you
think this might be a PR stunt?

Richie...

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when you want evidence of your perversions
hidden post it on the internet OF COURSE ...
this way NOBODY will ever know