George Clooney - 100% Proof Celiberal Slime

arizona john...

I wouldn't say that a Clooney looney is right wing.

According to the New York Post's Liz Smith, while accepting an award
from the National Board of Review, Clooney wisecracked, "Charlton
Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's."

When asked about the statement, Clooney told Smith, "I don't care.
Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He
deserves whatever anyone says about him."

Heston wasn't about to let the indignity go unchallenged. According
to the World Entertainment News Network, Heston walloped Clooney by
contrasting the actor's demeanor with that of his late aunt, the
singing legend Rosemary Clooney.

"It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,"
Heston shot back.

archer1267...

As someone whose grandmother has Alzheimer's, I can tell you that
there's no way Heston - or anyone in late stages - would be able to
make a coherent quip about *anything.*

It's ironic that Clooney, who liberally spouts compassion, tolerance
and sensitivity, would use a man's illness as material for a joke.

Barnabas Collins...

And i would point to all the compassion Heston showed
all the families of the victims at Columbine.

After all you have real compassion for the families to
have a pro gun rally right near by the location of the
largest massacre by a gun man at a high school.

There are brick walls that show more compassion.

JW...

Well said, Barnabas...

Dropping The Helicopter...

All right all right let's settle down here. Let's all just take a deep
breath, sit back, relax, and bask in George Clooney's warming glow,
taking comfort in the fact that his concern over Darfur is not related
in any way to Sudan's oil riches. NO BLOOD FOR SUDANESE OIL GEORGE,
WE'RE WITH YA!!!

SoCally...

Can't find any new material huh?

Hunter Rose...

Is this even true?

Dropping The Helicopter...

NO BLOOD FOR DARFURIAN OIL!

AKA...

It was this or "Report! Abraham Lincoln shot!"