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Tori Spelling goes through 20 candidates before finding the perfect person to walk her dog
5 Jan 2007 12:51:35 -0800
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Gossip Guy...
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According to Star, Tori was looking for someone who:
"liked dogs, had skill in handling small, high-strung dogs and had
solid references." Although the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star
admits she pampers her pooches, she insists she draws the line when it
comes to therapy for her dogs. She hits out at a recent tabloid report
claiming her pug Mimi La Rue was in therapy, adding, "Do they even
have shrinks for animals?"
Buttercup...
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She'll hire her child's first nanny on the spot.
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chatnoir...
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The other canidates kept trying to put the leash on Tori!
Agent Smith...
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I know how to handle small, high strung dogs. Gimmee that cricket bat.
*Pow, pow, ka-pow* Or the subtle approach - a raw burger with ten
valium stuffed inside. That should make short work of a twelve pound
mongrel. Where's my six shooter? I hate those feral litte monsters.
FragileWarrior...
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That's why I go to the opposite end of the spectrum: the huge hounds.
They don't bark unless something is VERY, VERY, *seriously* wrong. And
then they usually only bark to alert you to clean up the blood and bodies
before the cops get there. I'll take a top-sized sighthound over fifty
barky little pocket dogs ANY day.
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