Britney's new guy is dorkier than Kevin Federline

Here's some more pics of Britney's new guy J.R. Rotem after his
recent lunch at The Ivy. Now I know Britney doesn't like the type of
guy who wears a cashmere sweater over his shoulder with it tied in a
knot in the front, but c'mon-this guy is a dork.

Doomella...

Dorky doesn't begin to cover it. He's repulsive slug! A greaseball.
Britney seems to have sunk faster than the Titanic after she dumped
Federline. I honestly believe that she's done more damage to her
career/comeback plans in the last few weeks alone than she did during
the duration of the Federline marriage (babycare fiascos included).

It seemed, for 12 seconds, like she was going to be doing the
phoenix-from-the-ashes thing, but now she's kind of turned into a slug,
slowly spiraling her way to the bottom of the swamp.

chatnoir...

So, a good match then!!!!

Young John...

He looks like he doesn't bathe either.

Agent Smith...

JR Sputum, you mean. The Ivies would never have that guy.

Stormstruck...

Thats OK, shes not fussy

... public bathrooms/bare feet....

Stinky...

LOL, this guy looks like a sleazy Backstreet Boy or something. You can
take a girl out of the bayou, but you can't take the bayou out of the
girl.

...

The salad-spooger looks better.

-L....

(I think he stole Angie's lips!)

White trash is as white trash does...