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Tom Cruise is so straight that he had to be told to stop kissing Katie Holmes at his wedding
20 Nov 2006 10:03:22 -0800
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gossipmonger...
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The ceremony followed a form prescribed by Scientology; it took place
in the castle's former stables, decorated with white flowers and
lasted barely a quarter of an hour, The kiss that sealed the union went
on so long that some of the guests shouted "Stop, stop!"
Lefty...
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Yep, and the baby doesn't look Asian at all. There's absolutely no
chance she went the turkey baster and sperm bank route to help Tom
Thumb look virile.
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Buttercup...
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We must include Al and Tipper.
polar...
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No, we can't include Al and Tipper. If a couple's
marriage has lasted more than 25 - 30 years, that's
a completely different catagory.
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CliffB...
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add this kiss to all those other highly public, overwrought clinches he
makes sure folks see at every event they attend. Are there any other
celebs who do that - start necking with their S.O. any time a press
camera is rolling? Trying too hard.......
Dr. Sooz...
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Trying too hard is right. But then that's what Tommy thinks hetero
love looks like. After all, the only straight romance he's ever really
had is up on the screen in the movies.
Donna Whitman...
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It's MJ and Debbie Rowe all over again. He's married her because she
popped an offspring for him which is good for his hetero image. It was
her pay-off.
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bklyntv...
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You would think if nothing else his acting training would motivate him
to rein it in a little. Most bad actors OVER-emot. Some of the most
acclaimed performers do more with less. You'd think Tommy would realize
he'd seem more hetero if he wasn't always rubbing our face in it.
Doomella...
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Have you ever seen him act? He's the worst over-emoting ham onscreen.
He can't even be quiet without being a ham. This is absolutely par for
the course.
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Brandy Alexandre...
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Anybody else have a flash of David Gest?
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Stinky...
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When she's older and (hopefully) more sensible, I wonder if Katie will
look back and on her marriage to Tiny Tom and see it for the joke that
most of us do. We all do things when we're young that we would never
do when we are older and wiser.
carmenlee23...
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Tom's what? 44? How old is he gonna be before he realizes the folly
of HIS actions?
frybread...
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Well, that's why I threw in the "hopefully."
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earthage...
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I read elsewhere that the kiss lasted 3 1/2 minutes.
steve2000...
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No... that was the rooting.
steve -- by the stunt double, of course
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Dr. Sooz...
earthage...
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Check out this video.
First TomKat Wedding Video!
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bklyntv...
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"i will kiss her until I get a hard on... I will kiss her until I get a
hard on..."
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EW. Barf just came up into my throat.
Can you imagine watching them, and watching them, and watching them,
and thinking about the gross tongue-action, and watching them, and
looking at your watch, and watching them some more, and...........
f5...
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That was probably close to the gurgling sound Katie Holmes was making
as she was desperately trying to come up for air.
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