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Gwyneth admits she was useless at maths



Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:21:04 +1100 alt.showbiz.gossip
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Rick in Oz...
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Proof star Paltrow useless at maths

CliffB...
She's not so hot in the humbles department either.


11/12/2005 - 14:51:02

Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow is amazed she landed the part of a
mathematical genius in Proof, because she was terrible at the subject in
school.

The 33-year-old star, married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, finds it
difficult to relate to her character Catherine in the John Madden-directed
movie because she continues to struggle with sums to this day.

that I'm playing a maths genius because I can hardly figure out what
percentage to leave as a tip at the end of a meal."

CliffB...
Nah, that's just because you're probably a cheapskate.

Btw, All the "retards" out there thank you Gwhinny.


Doomella...
She only issued this statement so that she could casually throw in the word
"maths" -- because she is most frightfully British these days.

grapheme...
I hate the act of people who are pretentious regarding the use of words.


Richie...
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but on a favourable note ...she did admit she's a retard

a big step for a Spence girl

a giant leap for womankind

Doomella...
Spence girls are trained to say that very kind of thing. It's all in the
delivery.... Think Martha Stewart after a semester's training in Standard
Stage English.

Gwyneth would be a fabulous Martha when they finally make the real Hollywood
movie.
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