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The Official "Who's Going to See Suri Cruise Next?" Pool
6 Aug 2006 13:49:01 -0700 alt.showbiz.gossip
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Bailey Legull...
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Get your bets in early, folks! Who will be the next visitor to Suri
Cruise's nursery? Here are the official candidates: Kirstie Alley 1:1 John Travolta and "Was-I-Supposed-To-Develop-An-Identity?" Kelly Preston 2:1 Liza Minnelli 5:1 J. T. Leroy 8:1 Jason Lee 13:1 Jenna Elfman 19:1 Alan Smithee 22:1 Isaac Hayes 30: Joanna Langfield, "Movie Minute" 33:1 Juliette Lewis 50:1 Lara Croft 55:1 Mimi Rogers 72:1 Jeff Gannon, Talon News and Massage 75:1 Debbie Rowe 100:1 The frozen, severed head of L. Ron Hubbard 104:1 Bonus points if you can give us a quote from the meeting. My guess: Jenna Elfman, and "She's adorable! She was cooing and giggling and was obviously the naturally-combined genetic product of both her mother and father." And to those who ask why all of Tom's ex-wives and girlfriends are seeing the kid, here's the answer: that way his accountant doesn't have to cut extra checks. Guy Bannis...
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