Paltrow: 'Sometimes when I'm tired, I sleep'

Paltrow: 'Sometimes when I'm tired, I sleep'

Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed that when faced with fatigue after a long
day, she retires to bed and slumbers for up to ten hours at a time.

"If it's late and it's really boring and there's nothing to do and I'm
bored and I'm tired and I'm not hungry and my hair is done and the baby
isn't crying and keeping me up then I like to go to bed."

"Sometimes Chis comes in and wakes me and we snuggle but usually he's
just loud and annoying."

"I sometimes roll over in bed, but I never snore. People who snore are
gross."

"A lot of Americans snore. Most British people don't snore. If they do,
it sounds better. More civilized."

"I think I sleep just the right amount. People who sleep too much are
lazy. People who don't get enough sleep are dumb."

grapheme...

Excellent! Do some more.

mc...

Worthy of The Onion!

Chad...

ROFLMAO!

Well done.