Does Madonna's Daughter have a moustache?

Lately I've been seeing a lot of pictures of Madonna out and about with
her dauhter Lordass, and in some of the photos the kid looks like she
has a thick moustache and uni-brow, why doesn't Madonna get this poor
child's hairy face fixed?

Buttercup...

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She's a kid. Kids don't need to worry about facial hair till they aint
kids anymore.

Puzzla...

I hadn't noticed the 'stash, but I saw that uni-brow. Yikes.

Solitary Sunshine...

You can't wax a child's face. And yes, she has a mustache and a

Puzzla...

Can you shave it?

Charlene...

You sure can't. You can't wax, bleach, or shave; the skin is too
delicate at this stage. Doing anything could cause permanent scarring
or pigmentation loss. The hair is too fine and too short (mainly below
the very thin skin) to wax or pluck, anyway.

It amazes me how ignorant people are sometimes.

unibrow. She has since she was the smallest thing. She's the product of
a half-Italian mother and a Cuban father. She really can't help it.
She's otherwise quite pretty, though. I don't think she's STUNNING but
she's pretty. Got lovely hair and skin. She's about 10 now, so only a
couple more years to go, when she gets through puberty she can get the
excess hair on her face waxed. She'll look just fine.

Puzzla...

I think she's quite pretty. Looks almost like a mini-Madonna. Any bets
that she'll give Madge fits when puberty hits?

Infidel...

Madonna is pretty like a living Dulcina del Toboso.

Solitary Sunshine...

I think *if* Lola grows up and starts acting out Madonna is going to
get a rude awakening. She might understand yet what it feels like when
your OWN CHILD behaves like...well, like *Madonna*.

Lola might also grow up to be good and delightful person who never
gives her parents an ounce of trouble, doesn't chase boys, does great
in school and becomes a nurse who spends her spare time volunteering at
homeless shelters.

GarondoMarondo...

What about the laser removal system? I thought you only had to do it a
few times and it was permanent? Madonna shouldn't have a problem
affording proper medical treatment for her kids.

Annie.Orange...

Medical? What kind of a superficial hag are you? Do you know how
painful laser hair removal can be? Do you realize most companies won't
do this to a little child?

eggs...

You really think a ten year old girl should undergo medical treatment so
she can meet your personal beauty ideal?

Brandy Alexandre...

That;s exactly right. She's opted for PROPER treatment, and thankfully
from educated people and not those like you.

Bigolhomo...

I guess this goes to show that maybe, just maybe, Madonna isn't quite
as superficial as people think. She's actually treating her daughter
like a child instead of an accessory.

avery...

Well let's not go overboard, bigol'! Madonna shamelessly idolizes Frida
Kahlo who had both a unibrow and a moustache. But I will concede that having
a little kid waxed and lasered for a little facial hair (especially if it
doesn't bother her, and the kid is friggin' gorgeous-- and LOTS of
dark-haired kids have visible facial hair ) would be pretty obscene. If it
were something disfiguring that causes her huge amounts of distress, that's
another thing, but for crying out loud, isn't it enough that the poor girl
will have to spend the rest of her life from her teens on agonizing over
every stray brow, underarm, leg, toe, upper-lip and bikini-line hair?

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Garondo Marondo!

Annie.Orange...

Are you aware that this is a little child? Why would you be so mean and
harsh to a little girl? Because you dislike her mother?

Agent Smith...

Class envy. Lourdes was born into the sort of overwhelming wealth that
most of us can only dream of. She'll always have the best of everything
money can buy, from clothes and toys to medical care and education. If
history is any guide, she probably won't prove herself worthy of it nor
go to Harvard or Princeton, like Natalie Protman or Brooke Shields.
After all, party girl Paris Hilton spells Germany "Jerminy." Marondo is
just indulging himself in a little pre-emptive warfare against the
well-to-do. He hates trust fund babies. ;-(

Eschewtheobvious...

Except Madonna appears to be a hands-on mother, FWIW. I always remember
reading a quote in reference to "killing Lourdes if she ever cheated
with a married man."

Monica Lewinsky's mom pimped her, so Lourdes already has a good leg to
stand on, if it holds.

camille...

I think her daughter is unbelievably beautiful - unfortunately.

Annie.Orange...

Why unfortunately? You put that word in there for a reason...

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Garondo Marondo!