What does Guy see in Madonna?

She's getting older

She is more annoying now then she was six years go?

She's obviously not been faithful to him (I'm sure he's been no prince
either)

She obviously wears the pants in this family.

Is he just hanging around hoping to inherit her money when one of her
wacko fans finally does her in? If so, is it really worth it.

Phoenix...

Madge doesn't consort with people she can't control and dominate. She
found exactly the right husband.

Comparing photos of Guy, pre and post Madge, he used to be cute in that
dumb lug way, goofy grin and energetic. Now he has the bitter shell-
shocked look of war zone resident under constant assault.

bel

he's not that much of a loser that he couldn't do better.

CliffB...

She can still wrap her ankles behind her neck very well, fellate an
Evian bottle, and she's got scads of money - which, considering that
his career is in the gutter, probably factors in.

Besides, frankly, she obviously has some ability to charm and even be
cute if she wants ta.

PorchMonkey4Life...

Like tons of mooolah? that's about it.