yaBe Hyperbole Contest

Can you top this?

"You are viewing a phenomenal lot of eight vintage (cheap 1950s brand name)
pattern bread and butter plates. Each piece of this magnificent set of
history measures approximately 6 ½" across. All pieces need to be thoroughly
cleaned [I do not thoroughly clean any auction pieces as most collectors
have their own method-I know that I do!] and all show gorgeous crazing-with
some crazing showing yellowing. One plate has a tiny under rim nick. I found
no other nicks, chips, cracks, breaks or repairs -only normal vintage
use/utensil wear. I purchased this set at a local estate auction. The estate
had belonged to a gentleman who had been an antique dealer for many decades,
as well as an avid collector! I purchased much of the estate's inventory,
and will be listing all during the next few months. I originally planned to
list all within a few weeks-but I still have boxes that I haven't looked in
yet! There are so many unique, rare and beautiful pieces within this
inventory, visit LS Quests often to avoid missing anything! You can do that
special person in your life a favor-and yourself-start a collection for
them. There is something out there for everyone-they will love it and you
will always know what to buy for them! Vintage pieces are perfect presents
for Newlyweds. Start them out with a sense of tradition-a phenomenal
comfort when all around is new. A vintage piece is a perfect Holiday gift
for all family and friends on your list.fabulous for the person who has
everything. This magnificent set is sure to be the center of attention in
any collection, display or decor! "

maryann kolb...

Please, please!! I want it! I must have it! Please sell it to me!!

See that stuff does work.

Mary Ann--trying to regain control.

Steve W....

No, I can't top it for hyperbole.