ATTENTION BIG RED SHARK ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The kids miss you.

Please come home. I can't live without you any longer.

If I could turn back time...

Bigredshark...

BTW, how old are the kids now?

Wavy G...

I'M 30!!!!!@!@

marci...

I don't think he was talking to you. Want to go make out?

Wavy G...

Yeah, sure. That sounds good. I got half-a-bottle of Wild Irish Rose
and some Nyquil up in my room, but you'll have to be quiet; my mom's
just across the hall and she's a light sleeper.

marci...

Lil' Red Shark is almost seven and he looks more like his Daddy every
day. Caitlin and Randall are four now. And Dante, sweet Dante, he's
almost two.

Bigredshark...

Call me again when Caitlin is 16.

Bigredshark...

yeah....you my ho now you is....

marci...

your jus' my baby daddy. i want my check. WHERE IS MY CHECK???

Wavy G...

I thought I wanted paychecks, but...THAT'S A LOTTA BLOWJOBS,
LOL?>????!!@!<@#