Tom & Katie's daughter is named "pickpocket" (seriously!)

the name Suri

- in Hebrew: "princess"
- in Persian: "red rose"
- in Japanese: "pickpocket"

Pickpocket Cruise

EGTea...

It's Suri, and it's pronounced as in
"Suri with the fringe as Pop."

They were better off calling her Surrey or Burnaby or... Coquitlam (all
cities in British Columbia, Canada). Yeah, Coquitlam Cruise. Can't you
just picture it? OH... OH!!! I know! Dildo. As in, Dildo, Newfoundland,
Canada. Yeah, Dildo Cruise. Now THAT sounds about the rightest!

PastaLover...

Nah, Grier would have been a better name... ha ha ha!

Taylor...

Why do I have the feeling Cruise feels he could name the Suri's middle
name "Adolph" and he (((and))) the rest of the Cruise-following world
would go: "Oh, that's a SUPER middle name, Tom! *thumbs up* Good choice!
*excessive drooling w/ a 'duh, me?' huge grin*"

PastaLover...

You missed the irony. I was trying to be funny and apparently it went
over everyone's heads....

Grier is what Brooke Shields named her new baby daughter the day before
TomKat had their little bundle of Scientology joy. I thought it ironic
considering Tom's public critism of Shields. I wonder if he'll let Katie
have any anti-depressants if she has post-partum despression?