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Who's the ugliest actor/actress you've every since on screen? (Actors/actresses
Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:22:50 GMT
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PorchMonkey4Life...
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Marty Feldman/Adrian Brody
nimue...
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Funny. I think Adrian Brody is so hot (except in The Village).
PorchMonkey4Life...
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What's your opinion on:
* Hugo Weaving
Tiki in Taz...
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*snipz*
Eternally hot! J'adore every square millimetre of The Hugo, man-boobs,
receding hairline, wrinkles and all.
Just saw him in mid-smooch with Sam Neill - another eternal hottie.
It's the stuff of a squillion slash-fantasies for this middle-aged
fan-girl.
PorchMonkey4Life...
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Please tell me that you are joking. Let me post a picture of hugo
(because maybe there's another Hugo Weaving registered in the Actor's
Guild... Like Hugh Shaun Weaving or Hugo Bartholomew Weaving)
Tiki in Taz...
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Looks fine to me, that Hugo Wallace Weaving, that hunka-chunka burnin'
lurve!
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In the following picture (a bevy of beauties is seen save one)
One of these things just don't belong here. Guess which one? Here's a
clue. The initials are HW.
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* Daniel Craig
* Jason Statham
* Bokeem Woodbine
alphakitten...
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Nah, he's hot.
PorchMonkey4Life...
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Nobody cares for eyes for than Pearl> Give 'em a visit, eh.
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* Tiny Lister
obbzerver...
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Only thing I've seen him in was The Fifth Element. Seemed a strange bit
of casting to portray some jigaboo who can't speak intelligible English
as the President.
The President should sound intelligent and learned, look at our
current....um....uh, nevermind.
PorchMonkey4Life...
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ICe "O'Shea Jackson" Cube is fugly too. So are all the members of the
now defunct ONYX
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* Victor Wong
* Bolo Yeung
* George Lopez
* Tommy Chong
* Zakes Mokae (no picture of him available, but trust me he is a very
unattractive South African actor)
Just goes to show that ugliness is non-discriminatory
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mc...
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Definitely.
mc...hubba hubba!
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The woman/girl that played the young Ms. Celie in the color purple
Moo Moo Sandwich...
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I thought you'd say Daniel Craig, Porch. Am surprised! You're mellowing
with age.
paul238acts...
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WHOOOPI////BEYOND UGLY
Marlene Blanshay...
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war_str...
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i think its no one but whoopie to get this title.
in my childhood i dont think she is ugly or not. after a short
thinking, no one can reach her.
Sebomania #464747
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Nancy2...
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Tilda Swinton or whoever that was in Narnia. Really, one of the
homeliest people in films.
PorchMonkey4Life...
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She is beastly. She could pass for John Hurt's twin sister.
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PorchMonkey4Life...
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Doesz Roseanne Barr have a great rack tooo.
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Jon Schild...
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How about Richard Moll and Roseann Barr?
PorchMonkey4Life...
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Daniel Craig
record hunter...
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I never knew who Daniel Craig was before this whole stink about his not
being hot enough to play James Bond, and I think he's plenty hot.
wdstarr...
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Are you sure that the whole "stink" isn't the product of one person,
our friend "Proch Monkey" here?
PorchMonkey4Life...
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There are legions of anti-fans that are revolting against the notion
that Daniel Craig is the new bond.
Jack Thompson...
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So? There are other losers like yourself. Big deal. Wait for the movie
to come out. If it isn't any good and Daniel Craig does a poor job,
they will replace him.
If he does do a good job and proves you wrong, he will continue.
Either way, get a life and find more important things to concern
yourself about.
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Helen Mirren
Al Smith...
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She was a babe when she was younger. I remember watching one of
her early films when it came on TV, many years ago. She looked
like a teenager and was running around on the beach stark naked.
Nice breasts (I live in Canada -- we get to see breasts on
television, unlike those in the United States, for whom nipples do
not exist).
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PorchMonkey4Life...
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It shows just how desperate Cuba Gooding is for work. He went from boat
trip to eating out Helen Mirren. Yuck!!!!
Stephen DOrff is an exhibitionist!
record hunter...
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So? He's got a lot to exhibit.
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Al Smith...
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Oh, boy. Helen Mirren. "Shadowboxer." I saw it the other night.
Oh, boy. She really was too old for that role. And too shockingly
hideous.
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rc...
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Margaret Hamilton who played the witch in the Wizard of Oz.
Unfortunately that nose was hers. But, in interviews, when not in
character, she was a smiling and funny with a beautiful personality.
nimue...
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Did you know she was only 37 or 38 when she was in the Wizard of Oz? That's
astounding to me. When I think of what celebrities that age or even older
look like today (Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman) and what she looked like, the
difference is astonishing. That said, I have also heard that she was the
warmest, kindest woman. She was the kind of person everyone liked. Also,
after Oz, for the rest of her life, wherever she was, little children would
ask her to cackle and say, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog,
too!" and she would always, always oblige.
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The great character actresses Marie Dressler and Marjorie Main were no
beauties, but lit up the screen when they were on.
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polar...
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Anne Ramsey - she was Mama in 'Throw Mama from the Train'
Big Fat Guy...
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The late Vincent Schiavelli and Nancy Kulp
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Lefty...
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Dennis Franz is really, really ugly. John C. Reilly is no oil painting
either. The ones you named aren't fat at least. Adrian Brody has a huge
nose, but other than that, he's quite attractive.
For the females, I'd pick Martha Plimpton and Joan Cusak.
PorchMonkey4Life...
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How did martha plimpton ever snag River Phoenix? Was she his beard or
something?
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Highlandish...
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brad pit seems to be acting ugly, he goes thru so many women.
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JonesieCat...
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My dh can't stay in the same room when Sandra Bernhardt comes on the tv
screen.
AnthonyM1975...
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Totally agree. I would add madonna, whoopi, sarah jessica parker julia
roberts, maggie gyllenhal and gwenyth
As far as guys Viggo Mortenson is fugly but I know chicks like him (my
girlfriend included)
JonesieCat...
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I rilly, rilly don't like Viggo M., yuck, not my kinda guy at all. But he
doesn't drive me from the room like Sandra B. does my dh. jc
nimue...
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Viggo Mortenson is SO HOT. Imo.
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Maccaca...
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May as well throw Oprah into the mix without her makeup bag.
nimue...
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She's a beauty contest winner and I always found her attractive, too.
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wolfbat359a...
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Sandi Dennis had the Mouse Look!
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Jack Thompson...
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It must be cool to have your own Designated Hitter.
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Alric Knebel...
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You think Adrian Brody is UGLY?
nimue...
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I know. Again, I must say, he is SO HOT!!
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myname2use4now...
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First of all, I can't believe I read this whole thread.
Secondly, how is it that Julia Stiles name has yet to come up? She has
a pancake face with dimples in all the wrong places. Even her voice
annoys me. Go figure.
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USA1st...
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Owen Wilson...hands down!
PorchMonkey4Life...
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thank you. Owen is Daniel Craig type ugly.
wdstarr...
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Rosie Perez looks fine. She just _sounds_ like a yapping Chihuahua.
avery...
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I second David Caruso.
And, I hate to say it, Lou Diamond Philips.
PorchMonkey4Life...
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Who's uglier Daniel Craig or Billy Drago..?
I think it's a virtually tie. they are oth far and away the ugliest men
listed above.
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Kris Baker...
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He was kind of cute when he was young, but age hasn't done him any favors.
Remember Marc Singer from V and Beastmaster? Same thing. I've not seen
recent pictures of his sister Lori, but they did look quite a lot alike,
when younger.
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