SEE illegal aliens cross the border LIVE on the Internet!

There they were LIVE on the Internet webcam right before
my very eyes. I quickly punched the "Report Suspicious
Activity" button to alert Border Control Agents. Why?
Because I'm a good American citizen doing my civic duty you see.

Rev. Chain Smerker...

Dem aint Aliens! they arnt in the Flyin Triangles, there immigints they are

AI...

Need two sets of loudspeakers, one on each side of the canyon, with
appropriate signs in Spanish so the wetbacks know what is going one.
One set is for people who want to cheer them on, one set for people
who want to oppose them. Instant voting on the immigration issue!
And puts the Mexicanos instantly into the "Tastes great!" vs. "Less
filling!" inanity of AmeriKKKan politics!

Uncle Fwap...

They should install a system of loudspeakers, so you can
cheer them on. It could become the next big reality sports
event. Imagine sports monkeys all over the world gathering
in front of their computers with beer and popcorn. Singing
supporter songs, calling "foul" whenever the Border Patrol
holds someone's head underwater for too long. Hooting at the
trafficking victims. Having hooligan fights outside the pubs
afterwards. Could be big.

Ubiquitous...

Perhaps they should replace that "Report" button with a "Fire" one (using
the weapon of your choice, of course...).

*************************************************************************
* Political Correctness strives to impose innocuous mediocrity as the *
* standard to which we must all aspire. *
*************************************************************************