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Life Imitates 'South Park'



Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:39:39 -0400 rec.arts.tv
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Ubiquitous...
"There is something out there which threatens our very existence and may
be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course
about-Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is
half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't
real. Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he
most certainly exists--in fact, I have pictures."--"Al Gore,"
"Manbearpig," originally aired April 24

"For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County [Maine] have
reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous
cries and eyes that glow in the night. . . . People from Litchfield,
Sabattus, Greene, Turner, Lewiston and Auburn have come forward to speak
of a mystery monster that roams the woods. Nobody knows for sure what it
is, and theories have ranged from a hyena or dingo to a fisher or coydog,
an offspring of a coyote and a wild dog."--Associated Press, Aug. 16

RobertVA...
Hmmm, 3 halves... The boys must have ditched class the day fractions was
covered!

Wog George...
Where were you when grammar was covered? Try "The boys must have ditched
class the day fractions WERE covered!"

Anyway, don't blame the boys. It was Al Gore who said it.

Anim8rFSK...
Cut Al some slack. His wife died in college; that was probably the week
they were teaching fractions.

Mark Nobles...
And this is why he never has to apologize. He loves everybody!
I'm serial.
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