Why are all the Beavers bald???

Britney Spears ... Paris Hilton ... Lindsay Lohan ... are there no hairy beavers left???

It seems most women are going for the full shave these days. Why is that?

-L....

Because they want to look like old ladies "down there"?

trippy...

Because God likes me.

KenStahl...

That's about as good a reason as any.

Demad...

Because humans think a bunch of hair is gross. Since human skin is
relatively hairless compared to other apes, we can conclude that our
ancestors felt the same way.

Forge...

It's primarily so that they can get away with some of the bizarroworld
fashions that these megarich-dawdling-in-the-public-eye women wear
without untidy pubic hair showing. However Britney's just a little
trashier even than that; she either doesn't know how to exit a sedan
gracefully (it may be a lost art but I think some of the rich girls of
Europe still know how), or forgot she wasn't wearing underpants or,
worst of all, wanted everyone to see her ugly cooch.

Some of the clingy rags that Paris and the others have been seen in, any
amount of pubic hair at all would show through as a bulge, and we can't
have ANY bulges showing if it can be helped - even, in Paris's case,
those unsightly breasts. Apparently Hollywood continues to think that a
woman is fat and ugly if she has so much as a B cup showing. Heavens!

lab~rat >:-)...

Because they are the easiest to photoshop...

ephedralover...

Because no one likes the taste of hair.

pstaw57550...

I've always preferred to go down on a "bearded" clam not something bald
like a pre-teen. Let it grow ladies - trim it but have something there

TribuneofRome...

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It is a good way to get rid of pubic lice.

Husky...

chef_boyhowdy!...

LOL! Speaking of hairy apes, Hey Magda, how many of your Paris neighbors
shave ANYTHING?

KK...

Calm down. You're very defensive - obviously hairy!

chef_boyhowdy!...

She lives in France.

Is anyone still in doubt?

puzzlr...

LMAO!! You are so pre'dick'able.

telenovels...

Does that mean you use a Dildo to "warm up" beforehand? Pre-dicking
yourself in preparation?

chef_boyhowdy!...

translation:

Hagda once again rises the white flag of french "victory".

Hairy=bad
Groomed=good

"Well-groomed" ideally means that, at a minimum, the vulva is shaved and
the hair above is very short. If the hair above is gone, that's okay too.

This one too. Not the best look for a Beaver, in any event.

Captain Infinity...

That's not a beaver, that's roadkill.

Husky...

Biologically, she's exactly the same as

BTR1701...

No, biologically, she's very different. A young woman's cells can still
reproduce quickly and plentifully. That's the difference between a young
person and an old person. And that difference *is* a biological one.

Husky...

You've made a wild assumption. DudesGal is only 28!

Things that make you go Hmmmm.

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Captain Infinity

Husky...

Eat a Beaver, Save a Tree!

lab~rat >:-)...

That's hot. Any more of her?

Husky...

You've had quite enough. :-)

avery...

But she doesn't have an ounce of flab on her, does she?
Watch out, Kelly Clarkson.

Husky...

You know what they say; "If you want to know what the daughter will
look like, take a look at her mother."

pepsi...

Because they think men that use words like beaver want them that way?

a...

To match their prepubescent maturity level

CG Punk...

I've seen Britney and Hilton's beavers, but I haven't seen Lohan's. I think
she only showed titty and ass.

sirblob1...

oh come off it now, that's clearly photoshop, unless lohan was born
with legs of different colours or a suspiciously permanent
self-lighting system on her right leg.

Anim8rFSK...

Lohan? No, she's showed plenty of frankly not very good looking beaver.

FragileWarrior...

I read that as "she only shaved titty and ass" and I didn't blink an eye.

Biting on Tinfoil...

LMAO! If you're a woman and have to shave your "titty and ass", you're
1/2 way to being Rosie O'Donnell.

*badaBINGbadaBOOM*

Thank you! I'm here all night.
*crickets chirping*