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Happy cows come from California
15 Nov 2006 16:50:03 -0800
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stonej...
Laura M...
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I, for one, am having a whale of a time!
Anim8rFSK...
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Oh, quit your blubbering.
Laura M...
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Think I'll clam up for the evening.
Anim8rFSK...
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cloud dreamer...
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Be careful. If you laugh too hard, you might pull a mussel. Hmmm....I
think that was my sole pun...I should cast my net a little
wider...catch-ya then.
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Now why are they so happy? :)
Ubiquitous...
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The mad cows are in Canada.
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Gerry...
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It the grass, man, just the grass!
Laura M...
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You'd better not "utter" another word. :^)
cloud dreamer...
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Are you kidding?? He's gonna take it by the horns and milk it for
everything it's worth!!
Obveeus...
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Yeah, he was really hamming it up for the commerical. That's the way to
bring home the bacon.
Brandy Alexandre...
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I know you're trying to get to the meat of the matter, but you're way
off. I mean, where's the beef?
Obveeus...
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Where's the beef? I'm right here:
cloud dreamer...
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cloud dreamer...
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Bacon??? Where's the Beef!!!!???
Donna B...
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What is it with all this bull?!!
cloud dreamer...
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I'll hoof on over and show ya....
Laura M...
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I love all this ribbing! It gives my chops something to do. :)
Kevrob...
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Cud you all knock this off?
BTW, those commercials are nonsense. CA cows are much more likely to
be cooped up in sheds all year, while in America's REAL Dauryland,
pasturing cows in good weather is still done. Yeah, it gets cold in
WI, but it doesn't get so hot in summer that you have to air condition
the barns and not let the herd out.
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Kevrob...
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Cud you all knock this off?
cloud dreamer...
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Don't have a cow, man! :)
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BTW, those commercials are nonsense. SA cows are much more likely to
be cooped up in sheds all year, while in America's REAL Dauryland,
pasturing cows in good weather is still done. Yeah, it gets cold in
WI, but it doesn't get so hot in summer that you have to air condition
the barns and not let the herd out.
cloud dreamer...
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cloud dreamer...
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It's mooooooving you, eh?? Don't think I've ever herd so many puns.
They're so rare.
Billie...
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Well, they're certaintly not well done.
Y'all deserve a kick in the dairy-ere.
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Must be bovine intervention....ha! That one hit the spot! Not too cheezy
methinks...
Hope I'm not steering the thread in the wrong direction....
Laura M...
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I am cracking up with hilarious laughter here! These are great! I
can't seem to think of a new one. Oh well, no sense in crying over
spilled milk! :^)
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Brandy Alexandre...
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You kidding? It's all tripe.
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Obveeus...
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Oink...I am the beef. It is udderly ridiculous for you to roast me just
because I'm a bit snout of the loop.
cloud dreamer...
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Yeah, I know. I'm so lean.
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pepsi...
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Sounds like someone has their barn yards a little mixed up.
(and it's udder, not utter)
Anim8rFSK...
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It's a pun. You otter know better.
Laura M...
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Hmm...sounds fishy to me.
Anim8rFSK...
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What do you want? I'm a Pisces, working for scale.
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