Baby Suri has been found!

At long last, after an excruciating wait, she surfaces:

Alric Knebel...

Who is Baby Suri?

ray...

If some of the rumors are to be believed, a crotch cricket hiding
between Paris Hilton's legs:

SilverTabby...

It's a new drink. It's called a Slurry Suri.
You take one mason jar add formaldehyde and use a baby or bump pillow of
your choice. They are shaken not stirred

Agent Smith...

Ammonia, not formaldehyde.

David B...

The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Kris Baker...

That's sick. We can pick on the parents, but since when is
an innocent child fit for such obnoxious targeting?

Johnny Mike...

Yes, it's a sick joke, but it's just a baby doll in that jar.

Tilman Hausherr...

Actually, it's a teddy bear.

Kris Baker...

No, it's not. Really.

Callen Molenda...

Yes it is. Really. It's the same baby doll that Perez always uses in his
little photo things he puts together about alien cruise.

barbz...

"Okay! We got one vote for 'the baby's fo reals!"

Playfullminx...

When the parents are Sceintologist!!!

ray...

The comments people posted on the site are outrageously funny.

One particularly short comment pretty much sums up the whole
situation:

"suri has punk'd us all"

Zinj...

Suri may make history as the first baby where DNA testing of the mother is
called for.

Scientology makes 'Rosemary's Baby' look like Ozzie and Harriet.

Buttercup...

i never thought i'd agree with baker about anything............. but

ray...

I see a great movie in the making....

Whatever Happened to Baby Suri

Josh Hutcherson...

Adam Brandejs is creating a pretty good replica of what a pseudo-Suri
would look like and will have it ready for production and delivery soon
so Tom and Katie can show off the "baby". No fuss, no muss.

the creatures:

the artist: