Somewhere...In a galaxy far, far away...

There is a planet called Earth that has no David Caruso.

Anim8rFSK...

It's known as "The Happy Place"

David...

And everyone is majorly unhappy.

Cam...

Who plays H? A Fence post? A lamp? A pair of Ray Bans?

Otto Bahn...

Waaay too much character.

Otto Bahn...

Too bright.

Otto Bahn...

Too classy.

I was thinking maybe a loaf of bread, for which a pair
of Ray Bans was once exchanged, but that has too much
taste.

A sock. That's my answer and I'm sticking to it.

Chris McGonnell...

"CSI: Miami" starring Lamb Chop as Horatio Caine!

Paula...

Too much personality and too brainy.

Chris McGonnell...

But an overactor! Picture Lamb Chop pulling off the sunglasses and
doing the Caruso turn-and-stare.

Paula...

I'd rather not, thanks. I avoid thinking about the Caruso
turn-and-stare under any circumstances.

Glenn Knickerbocker...

Dean Fredericks and Tony Dexter, of course, though I'm not sure they
really considered it play.

bklyntv...

Too bad William Shatner had to land there or it's residents would have
been forever spared the sighht of ham-boned acting.

Shelly...

Not to be dissing Teh Shatner! Also, what's wrong with ham bones?

Chris McGonnell...

They give the split-pea soup more flavor.

shelly...

That's a *bad* thing?

weberm...

Actually, that would be a Parallel Universe.

Darla Vladschyk...

Not quite. It would be a POSSIBLE WORLD.

dbd...

Not a dream? Not a hoax? Not an imaginary story?

Otto Bahn...

Hans Solo.

Sparky Spartacus...

Han Solo's German cousin? ;)

Darla
Nova Scotia, Canada