Ah-HA!!

Kudos to tv's newest Chatty Cathy, Rachel Ray, for pointing out something
we should have noticed ourselves. There's no need to name your pet.
They're *all* Oozaboo. Now if only Diane Sawyer could contribute as much
to modern thought, there might be hope for America. :(

Dano...

That would certainly make for an interesting time at the dog park. You must
not be a real "dog person".

Agent Smith...

You've reminded me of an old "Far Side" cartoon. It was a guy talking
to his dog, and it read.

What you say:

"You're a very bad girl, Katie. I don't want you chasing cars in the
neighborhood any more."

What they hear:

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Katie blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah."

I don't go to the dog park, but if I did, in my neighborhood, there's
never more than one dog in it. So it would still work, in my
neighborhood.