Who will be the next celebrity to adopt an African baby?

Ok so which celeb will be holding the next African slave auction?

Al Smith...

Paris Hilton

Dr Zoidberg...

Jennifer Aniston

nobody...

I think KKKathy is going to announce her plans to adopt an African
baby very soon. Her celebrity stock is falling sharply around here
and she's fighting desperately to get some credibility.

Shortly after Martha Vandella will come out and make an announcement
that she too is adopting.

Bonus question:
What country will the "winner" come from?

BillHewlett2004...

How about Ethiopia? Rwanda?

16 Contestants battle it out for 16 weeks and line up for the Kidman
Adoption (without Urban Legend). Who will become the next adoptee. Find
out on the Kidman Adoption.

I also want Kate Moss to set up an educational fundraiser for Rwanda.

Bill Hewlett

Oyan Tay Tambo...

I think the next trend will be not just adopting one or two orphans
but a whole gaggle of them. Celebrities will arrange junkets and fly
in on caravans of private jets and pick up ten here, a dozen over
there. Charter a few 747s and fill them to the brim with little
African orphans and fly them all into LAX, one 747 after another, and
shut down the airport so the rest of the air traffic can't get in or
out and it'll be front page news all over the world for days and
weeks.

Personally, I think Courtney Love will be the next one. She'll take
the $50 mill. from the recent sale of Cobain's estate and she's going
to buy up all of Burkina Faso. Not just an orphan or two, but the
whole freakin country. She'll relocate to Ouagadougou, the capital,
and they will be so happy for the publicity they'll rename the country
Burkina Love or Courney Faso or something like that. That'll open the
floodgates and before you know it Hollywood is going to buy up all of
Africa. Barbara Walters is going to buy Egypt and have herself
mummified and entombed in the Great Pyramid when she dies together
with the 100,000 orphans she's going to adopt shortly before kicking
the bucket. It'll be like like her own private army of terra cota
warriors who will look after her in the afterlife.

Phoenix...

Perfect!

CliffB...

Birtney Spears could use another; and they're going for that pimp vibe
so maybe it could work. maybe Sturges Huggy Bambatta Federline......

Dano...

Birtney couldn't FIND Africa.

FragileWarrior...

On a map.

more cowbell...

The answer is actually a question: Who is the most desparate for
publicity and being in the limelight. Somewhere is a twit who is seeing
the media circus around Madonna and is saying to a publicist- "Make
that happen for me".

Potential candidates? Where do we start! Country of the adoptee? Good
question. With Sudan in the news, I imagine that someone will see that
as a PR bonus.

CliffB...

Hasn't L Loohan been making noises about saving Africa and emulating
Jolie? Heck, Lindsay's shown all the signs of reaching the maturity and
responsibility level to adopt-a-kid, snap some pics of her holding
aforementioned African babe, and turn it over to a paid nanny for those
pesky details.

b...

fish stick aka gwyneth has been relatively quiet for a while now

avery...

On the bright side, how many Americans knew where Malawi or Namibia were
before Jolie and Madonna turned them into headlines?

AnthonyM1975...

Hmmm who needs some publicity and has a big movie coming out...
Rene Zellweiger
Julia Roberts

Dr Zoidberg...

Sierra Leone

rst...

Only an American would sneer at compassionate behaviour.

Now go buy your new Hummer and run over the homeless, creeps.

nobody...

I think KKKathy will adopt a child from Djibouti because it sounds
vaguely like Gucci, the name of her dog, and also has a boutiquish
ring to it.

Martha Vandella, ever the imitator, will go to Somalia which is next
door because she always has to follow KKKathy around sniffing her ass
and doing whatever KKKathy does.