SLop breakfast

Okay

She's making some dreadful breakfast dish

She chops up some Canadian Bacon she took from the fridge.

And then tells you you have to wash your hands, with soap, after
handling meat.

um

HELLO?????

weberm...

SLop's "Me washie handsies" moments are always like that, no doubt because
she saw it on a real cooking show but is too dim to understand why they
did it, which elads to some real comedic moments like her instructing the
viewer to "washies handsies" after working with cooked meat.

puzzlr...

She did this candy show a day ago. She was melting caramel in a skillet.
While she was stirring the melted caramel (with nuts), I noticed that the
entire thing had turned into an inedible lump. Quick cut to her face, then
back to the skillet; which was now filled with a nicely melted caramel nut
mixture. She was making a brittle, only it wasn't quite a brittle, because
it was still soft.

weberm...

Ahh, who can forget her NotBrittle?
She picked up a slice and it just droooped in her hand...

If you need to scrub your hands after touching Canadian Bacon then YOU'D
BETTER NOT EAT IT.

Then she takes a non microwaveable plate (my Mom screeched, because she
has that same plate) and heated tortillas in the microwave, and when she
takes it out says "and see, the plate is hot, too. Isn't that a GREAT
trick?"

um

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

How do you suppose the crew keeps from laughing?