KATIE HOLMES HAS DISAPPEARED!! WE NEED TO SAVE HER AND THE BABY!

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE BABY?? IS KATIE IN SUSPENDED XENU
ANIMATION WHILE KELLY PRESTON ACTS AS A SURROGATE BREASTFEEDER!?!?

dave...

Relax the baby is being nurtured and nursed by Dane Cook.

bklyntv...

Couldn't Tom just breast feed Suri himself.

Zinj...

It's 'pect-feed' for R6mas sake.

That's where barleywater comes from.

Very roman. Like in gladiator movies.

Eldonbraun...

That was really perverse. I'll bet you want to become the next Gary
Jennings. Remember Raptor, The Wanderer, Aztec? Sure you do. Why
weren't any of his historical novels made into movies? I never figured
out why.

In the meantime... go to the local supermarket, buy a loaf of Roman
Meal bread, soften a slice in milk and place it strategically on your
chest. Maybe you'll get lucky ;-)

Zinj...

barbz...

'Do you like Gladiator movies?' - Peter Graves
Hmmmm..... wasn't he in 'Mission Impossible'?

barbz...

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

steelerfreak...

Maybe, maybe not. You just think that because you wnt to think that
for whatever reason. it's way past time we listened to our Arab
brethern. I'm sure that Tom's baby is getting nutrition. But Tom's a
nut. Let's go from there. Don't give him any benefit of any doubt.

barbz...

Barley water is not nutrition. And, as a True Believer, Tom should do
what Ron said and give the kid barley water with a little cow's milk.
Modern human mothers, they all smoke, you know. Taints the milk. Ron
said so.

Wee Bit Strange...

Silly earthling, it's not the smoke in mother's breastmilk you have to
worry about: it's the body thetans. Geez! You'd think this hadn't been
established as a proven medical fact!